jUxtApOsEd2wIn's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[E3 FAILS]

Hahaha. Look at the Doom fanboy down there lol.

Fanboyism done right: The video was great. You didn't include Final Fantasy 7 in that though. The jokes are too easy to come up with for that one.

[Jade vs Liun Kang Fatalit]

Titties on the front page of Newgrounds... Nice! Only rated M too =) It's not like teenagers get on this site or anything. ;-]

[Contagious]

........ no..... (guess) ...................... homo.......................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAAHAAHAAHAAH

[Pleasure Island 4]

Don't fucking stop

[Pleasure Island 2]

It's so terrible that I feel unnaturally disturbed about the fact that I enjoyed it... a lot...

[Quest of the Manwhore]

... I'm in love... You're buttocks are my hunting grounds...

He'll do anything for a dollar... even Human Resources HAHAHAHA too good. The young people in this site (probably shouldn't be watching this anyways) won't get why that is one of the funniest jokes in this film.

------- 5/5 -------

[The DONG]

This submission has everything... Everything but one thing: Ordering information. And yes, that's why I penalized the 1/2 star.

------- 4.5/5 --------

[A Girl In A Room Collab]

Awesome story, awesome horror, awesome concept, poor execution.

It seemed like you spent a little more time on the guy in the silent room and the bad guys than the girl in a room. The one girl with the insect wasn't bad but the other girls backside was really rough. I don't know how long it took you to do this project but it seemed, not like you cut it short or too abruptly, it seems as if you guys might have started late on it causing you to have to dumb down the art. As for the room, less is best. A white room with nothing in it couldn't get much creepier by adding detail but the characters, especially the first girl, was really poorly done. From her hands to her legs to her back to her facial expressions, it seemed as though you didn't poor any of your obvious talent into it.

I'd like to see just as much effort on the art as you put into the plot and fright factor.

------- 3.5/5 -------

[Saten & Jezus]

Nice. It does end quite abruptly but I, unlike others it seems, caught the message. Don't dumb down your work to compensate for the lack of intelligence of others. Ignorant people obviously wouldn't see the humor in a message that they don't understand. Good work, as always.

P.S. At first I wondered why you didn't use a voice actor for the humans but as it went on, I can't say I understood relevance for that but I can say it fits.

------ 4.5/5 ------

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers.

[The Great Chimp Heist]

When they arrive to wherever they were going with the chimp.... so good.