jUxtApOsEd2wIn's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dragonzball P]

Soooo fucking funny. Kackakakaa... Faggot.

.... Virginia... Too good.

Aaaaaaaaaaand BOOOOM... Favorite

[PokeDragonMonBallZ]

Nice... "What the fuck is this shiiiit?"

[Villainy - The Trap]

Haha... I didn't just 'notice' the paper that said blowjob, I paused it at 2:30 to read it lol. Good luck obtaining that signature. Suppose he didn't spend his money on the wrong, and hilariously inappropriately named snack, glided over the industrial fan, used the jumbo, non-toxic crapola crayons, got the hamster to run on the wheel to lift the portcullis, rode the melting fowl across the lake of lava, constructed a boss tinker toy to scale the wall, made a balsa wood plane that will have caused him to shit himself from having so much fun, sent the plane perfectly through the mini golf wind mill, rode the zipline into the 'debate chamber,' all of which would have been much more simple than his next task of convincing an evangelical christian to sign that exact paper owing one (1) blowjobs to the entire scientific community after admitting her stupidity and clearly inaccurate ignorance. Awesome video with lots of subtle, disguised humor. People who pay attention will all love this.

My only complaint, and it's a small one, is that considering you indicated that you spent a lot of time on this, why sell it short and not follow through with it? If you would have put on just as much work on the end as you did the whole other, sure it would have doubled the amount of work needed pushing this submission close to Thanksgiving but it would have been a much more complete project. If it wasn't so well done to begin with, I would have penalized a lot (not that it really matters I realize) for not completing it. Although you see this work as complete, I don't. It seems like you got lazy and because you were overwhelmed with the task to begin with so you just cut it short. I, like others would have liked to see him get a little further than the vending machine. It was funny but also extremely predictable.

------- 4.5/5 -------

[Xbox One StripKinect]

I definitely took a moment to appreciate the loop.

WooleyWorld responds:

I think we all did 0_o

[Bumming Crew: aSoSAE]

Animation quality and plot are excellent.... So why the loss in 2 stars?.....
Why, for the love of Christ, did you have that loop play through the WHOOOOLE piece without variation?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I was highly annoyed by it in case you couldn't tell. Michael Jackson was aaaallll too welcome at the end there.

iamprikle responds:

Sorry that we had no musicians to make custom for us.

[Team Desu]

Hahaha very funny.

[Thinking about her]

That age old tale of Man loves woman, woman takes a dump on man's chest, then woman spits in man's eye after she's done with man, woman finds another man's chest to shit on.

Sorry for your loss (over 2 years ago)

[BrolyOrders]

Shoulda been chocolate milk

[Playstation 4]

Cup holders would have got me too.
^^^^^^^^^^^ Alcoholic

[Social Media Generation]

I couldn't agree more brother.... or.... sist... or... whatever you're not my family lol. I feel a strong attachment to your work though. Thank you for sharing. I will immediately, share this with my facebook-junkie fiance'.